@histoire
By fedi standards I'm milquetoast. I don't even say the n-word often enough.

@alyx

You have a hot take of my heart

@histoire

@icedquinn
I suddenly feel the urge to take a long scolding-hot shower.

@alyx this is the worst way to get hot and bothered.

@icedquinn
I think you misunderstand. The idea of becoming a "fediceleb" made me feel disgusting and dirty, and I need to clean myself of that filth.

@alyx its ok you get to post and get 30 retoots

@icedquinn
I don't have bun emojis here... closest I've got is 👯‍♀️

@alyx unsalvageable instance.

@icedquinn @alyx

Blobs are bad

Death to blobs

@histoire @alyx henlo fediblob

@icedquinn @histoire

@icedquinn @alyx

I will eat your ass son

@histoire @icedquinn
Wait... are you the guy from CountDankula's latest video that ate human ass?

@alyx @icedquinn

I don't think so

I normally reserve it for special meals

Lot of meat on a good booty tho

@histoire @icedquinn
So you just happen to be a different cannibal that has a thing for asses?

@alyx @icedquinn

I don't have a thing, it's just good meat