@alyx
Does that mean I win?

@TheAncestor
Give them time...

@alyx
Too late now. Guess that means you're stuck with me.

@TheAncestor
Don't you have a loving girlfriend already? I don't really get why you're desperate.

@alyx
I'm sure we can make room in our house for you.

@TheAncestor
I think you should ask her too before commiting to a polyamorous relationship.

@alyx
>Thinking I need to ask her permission
Oh, Alyx. You sweet innocent little thing you.

@TheAncestor @alyx awoo, we talked about consent, and you've forgotten already. Smh...

@Peachysummer
You have to forgive me. I am retarded.
@alyx

@TheAncestor @alyx at least you're not a liar.

@Peachysummer @TheAncestor
Pretty sure he lied a few times too.

@TheAncestor
See, I told you you'd get competition. It seems you'll have to fight for me

@alyx
Anything worth having is worth killing a few people for.

@alyx s/?/~/

@coyote
sex: I identify as man
?/~ : don't you think that's a bit too personal to say over fedi?

@alyx sex: yes

Also that was a Perl substitution IIRC. Why would you ask someone to marry you? Isn't that more personal than getting to know someone? I haven't even committed yet!

@coyote
>Why would you ask someone to marry you?
The explanation is literally one post before the "Will you marry me?" one.

@alyx haha I took it as a joke and replied as such, then you got all serious on me and still missed the joke

Didn't see that tho

@alyx like I'm surprised you took this seriously at all

> sex: yes

@alyx or wait maybe you didn't idk

@coyote
Not really... it was pretty obvious that s/?/~/ wasn't serious, but I had to try to keep it going for a while, to see how you'd react.

@alyx oh, I should have kept joking 🚂

@coyote
Don't worry, you'll get it in time. In any case, welcome to the weird harem of horny men that I keep around me.

@alyx LOL

@coyote
Honestly I was confused if that meant you want to be in a relationship with a man, or if you just want to stick your dick in anything you can.

@alyx more like the latter, I'm not actually like that tho lol the joke was such that it didn't need to make sense, that was kind of the point of the stupid phrasing