I know Christianity isn't real because if we really were gods favorite creation then why did he give *other* animals giant prehensile penises?
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@mushroom_soup
You don't even have a penis. Why do you care?
@alyx @mushroom_soup she desires boney penises that tear apart her insides
@mushroom_soup
I said paint with your feet. Not jerk me off with them. You have too much sex on the brain! Get your mind out of the gutter.
@alyx @travis
I said paint with your feet. Not jerk me off with them. You have too much sex on the brain! Get your mind out of the gutter.
@alyx @travis
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@TheAncestor @mushroom_soup @travis
I don't think it's her that needs to get her mind out of the gutter. It's you that needs to put your penis in her.
Only after marriage and when she accepts our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ into her heart.
@mushroom_soup @travis