I know Christianity isn't real because if we really were gods favorite creation then why did he give *other* animals giant prehensile penises?
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@mushroom_soup
You don't even have a penis. Why do you care?
@alyx @mushroom_soup she desires boney penises that tear apart her insides
@travis @mushroom_soup
So in other words, @TheAncestor once again proves himself inadequate.
@mushroom_soup @alyx theres that guy who can play the piano with his penis
@mushroom_soup @travis
>paint with a penis
oh boy... I hope nobody plans to put that picture on a wall.
@mushroom_soup
I said paint with your feet. Not jerk me off with them. You have too much sex on the brain! Get your mind out of the gutter.
@alyx @travis
I said paint with your feet. Not jerk me off with them. You have too much sex on the brain! Get your mind out of the gutter.
@alyx @travis
@TheAncestor @mushroom_soup @travis
I don't think it's her that needs to get her mind out of the gutter. It's you that needs to put your penis in her.
@alyx
Only after marriage and when she accepts our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ into her heart.
@mushroom_soup @travis
Only after marriage and when she accepts our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ into her heart.
@mushroom_soup @travis
@mushroom_soup @TheAncestor @travis
Deep down, all men are footfags.
@alyx it would be amusing
