I know Christianity isn't real because if we really were gods favorite creation then why did he give *other* animals giant prehensile penises?

@mushroom_soup
You don't even have a penis. Why do you care?

@alyx @mushroom_soup she desires boney penises that tear apart her insides

@travis @alyx no I want one that can hold things. Maybe hold a paintbrush and paint a picture

@mushroom_soup
Paint with your feet first
@travis @alyx