@fluffy
Where are her shoes?
Where are her shoes?
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@TheAncestor @fluffy
The picture needed to appeal to footfags.
@TheAncestor @fluffy
Maybe... but it seems to have worked. You're the one that noticed she didn't have shoes.
@TheAncestor @fluffy
Good name? Awoos don't have a good name. Only nekos do.
@TheAncestor @alyx @fluffy Hachiko is best name, for best animal.
I've had enough of this heresy on my timeline.
Everyone knows:
When a person dies in their apartment...
If they had a dog, the dog will howl for days, and may be found dead next to their owner.
If they had a cat, the cat will eat their body, and leave out the window after taking a shit in their owner's bed.
Dogs are born of the divine, everyone knows this.
I've had enough of this heresy on my timeline.
Everyone knows:
When a person dies in their apartment...
If they had a dog, the dog will howl for days, and may be found dead next to their owner.
If they had a cat, the cat will eat their body, and leave out the window after taking a shit in their owner's bed.
Dogs are born of the divine, everyone knows this.
Baa 
@SystemSock @alyx @TheAncestor @fluffy Cats are just practical, a rotting corpse will produce deadly gasses that harm the environment, a consumed corpse is returned to the circle of life 🙏🙏🙏
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@Baa @TheAncestor @fluffy @SystemSock
The whole "cats eat your corpse" is an urban legend/propaganda anyway.
