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>you wake up
>discover you're a cat now
>your owner is the woman of your dreams
What do you do?
@alyx fuck her
@galena
... you're a cat. What makes you think your owner would let you get your penis anywhere near her?
P.S. look up what male cat penises are like.
@alyx You said she's the woman of my dreams. That means she wants to take the barbs.
@alyx Yes.
@galena
Well then... I guess you fuck the woman of your dreams, as a cat.
She instantly regrets it though, as the experience is more painful than she thought it would be. This is a once in a lifetime fuck, as she'll never let you fuck her ever again.
