@LukeAlmighty I preferred Thunderf00t's old Quran burning, where he filled an HDD with digital Quran copies, and then threw it into a fire.

One thing I did once is take advantage of 7z big dictionary to compress thousands of copies in an archive the size of 1 initial copy (more or less), and then make thousands of copies of that archive, rinse and repeat until you get bored.
You reach astronomical number of copies quite fast, and you probably can still get it to fit on a floppy.