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British Ask If Trump Can Please Do That Same Thing With Keir Starmer

https://babylonbee.com/news/british-ask-if-trump-can-do-that-same-thing-with-keir-starmer/?utm_source=fediverse

Man's High School Hacky Sack Skills Woefully Underprepared Him For Adult Life

https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-high-school-hacky-sack-skills-woefully-underprepared-him-for-adult-life/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: This Man Didn't Check The News For One Hour And Missed The Entirety Of World War III

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-this-man-didnt-check-the-news-for-one-hour-and-missed-the-entirety-of-world-war-iii/?utm_source=fediverse

Aides Tell Disappointed Trump That Maduro And Mamdani Are Different People

https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-tell-disappointed-trump-that-maduro-and-mamdani-are-different-people/?utm_source=fediverse

Classic: Trump Has Delta Force Operators Tell Maduro ‘You’re Fired’

https://babylonbee.com/news/classic-trump-has-delta-force-tell-maduro-youre-fired/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Confused Why Venezuelans Cheering Downfall Of Nice, Warm Collectivism

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-confused-why-venezuelans-cheering-downfall-of-nice-warm-collectivism/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Ilhan Omar Tells Brother It's Time They Start Seeing Other Siblings

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-ilhan-omar-tells-brother-its-time-they-start-seeing-other-siblings/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Vow To Uncover All Somali Fraud And Then Do Nothing About It Except Fundraise

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-vow-to-uncover-all-somali-fraud-and-then-do-nothing-about-it-except-fundraise/?utm_source=fediverse

Crew Of Starship 'Enterprise' Discovers Yet Another New Planet That Looks Shockingly Like Southern California

https://babylonbee.com/news/crew-of-starship-enterprise-discovers-yet-another-new-planet-that-looks-shockingly-like-southern-california/?utm_source=fediverse

Perfect Day Ruined By People

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Is This Minnesota Daycare Actually A Fake Somali Front? Know The Signs

https://babylonbee.com/news/is-this-minnesota-daycare-actually-a-fake-somali-front-know-the-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

College Football Player Achieves Lifelong Dream Of Playing In Duke's Mayo Bowl Brought To You By Duke's Mayo

https://babylonbee.com/news/college-football-player-achieves-lifelong-dream-of-playing-in-dukes-mayo-bowl-brought-to-you-by-dukes-mayo/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid’s Tale Outfits,’ Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservatives-want-women-in-handmaids-tale-outfits-declares-liberal-wearing-hijab/?utm_source=fediverse

Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Copy Of Trump‘s New Year’s Resolutions

https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-a-copy-of-trumps-new-years-resolutions/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Achieves American Dream Of Working Hard And Paying Taxes For 50 Years So He Can Fund Fraudulent Somali Daycares

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-achieves-american-dream-of-working-hard-and-paying-taxes-for-50-years-to-fund-fraudulent-somalian-daycares/?utm_source=fediverse

Planet Fitness Offering Convenient New Two-Week Membership For New Year's

https://babylonbee.com/news/planet-fitness-offering-convenient-new-two-week-membership-for-new-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Starts Making Plans for Next Christmas

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-starts-making-plans-for-next-christmas/?utm_source=fediverse

Walz Announces $8 Billion Grant To Somali Company To Investigate Fraud

https://babylonbee.com/news/walz-announces-8-billion-grant-to-somali-company-to-investigate-fraud/?utm_source=fediverse

Benny Johnson Reacts To Benny Johnson Reacting To Benny Johnson

https://babylonbee.com/news/benny-johnson-reacts-to-a-benny-johnson-video-reacting-to-a-benny-johnson-tweet-about-a-benny-johnson-video/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Announces Its 'Persons Of The Year' Awards For 2025

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-announces-its-persons-of-the-year-awards-for-2025/?utm_source=fediverse