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WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the Trump administration, Texas Republicans tipped off the State Department about the city of Austin being in possession…

U.S. — Democrats across the country announced that they would be celebrating the Juneteenth holiday by giving their slaves an extra 5-minute break during the day.

U.S. — According to sources, Bluesky user @stephan34.bsky.social was banned for violating the social media platform's terms of service by not violently threatening…

OGDEN, UT — A local man callously expressed support for the state of Israel being allowed to defend itself, forever exposing himself as a pro-war, neocon, Zionist…

SAN DIEGO, CA — A local man expressed mild concern about the U.S. getting involved in another Middle Eastern War, forever exposing himself as a vile, raging antisemite.

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Concerns over the harsh treatment endured by the league's brightest and most popular star grew last night, as WNBA players used Caitlin Clark's…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of the Supreme Court ruling today that states could outlaw mutilating kids, Democrats were left wondering what else kids were good…

Scientists have confirmed that testosterone levels are falling every generation, but how do you know if you have low T? Here are eleven warning signs to watch out…

U.S. — In an explosive new interview with Senator Ted Cruz, Tucker Carlson laid into the senator for not knowing the name of the Iranian Ayatollah's favorite starter…

SUNRISE, FL — Residents of The Great White North exploded into celebration once again last night, as Canada continued its time-honored tradition of being worse than…

TEHRAN — With the world wondering last night what would come of Iran's ominous warnings, the Ayatollah revealed today the "surprise that would be remembered for…

LONDON — Local obstetrician Doctor Roger Davidson was arrested this morning after he allegedly misgendered the baby he just finished killing.

In light of the recent heightened state of affairs stemming from threats around the globe, The Babylon Bee would like to take the opportunity to alert President…

RIVERSIDE, CA — Responding law enforcement agencies reported this afternoon that an ongoing board game rules explanation had developed into a critical hostage situation.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Continuing his quest to bring peace to the Middle East and permanently quell hostilities between Jews and Muslims, President Donald Trump wisely…

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA — Local depressed man Jason Timberleaf admitted Tuesday that he had never considered solving his predicament by just not being depressed.

Despite America's incredible efforts, the Middle East is once again exploding, with peace in the volatile region seemingly as elusive ever. But take heart! Here…

TEHRAN — As yet another massive bombing attack from Israeli forces rained down on the Iranian capital after the most recent failed wave of retaliatory strikes, sources…

HELL — The serpent of old, who is called the devil and Satan, held a controversial "No King of Kings" rally for the damned on Saturday.