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Candace Owens Horrified To Learn Christmas Was Started By Birth Of A Jew

https://babylonbee.com/news/candace-owens-horrified-to-learn-christmas-was-started-by-birth-of-a-jew/?utm_source=fediverse

SWEET: Man Arriving In Heaven Discovers Angelic Choir Sounds Exactly Like Trans-Siberian Orchestra

https://babylonbee.com/news/sweet-man-arriving-in-heaven-discovers-angelic-choir-sounds-exactly-like-trans-siberian-orchestra/?utm_source=fediverse

ABC To Put Running Ticker On All News Shows Saying 'FOR LEGAL PURPOSES DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING WE SAY'

https://babylonbee.com/news/abc-to-put-running-ticker-on-all-news-shows-saying-for-legal-purposes-do-not-believe-anything-we-say/?utm_source=fediverse

Uh-Oh: All The Animals From The Live Nativity In Springfield, Ohio Just Went Missing

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-all-the-animals-from-the-live-nativity-in-springfield-ohio-just-went-missing/?utm_source=fediverse

Presenting The Babylon Bee Awards For 2024

https://babylonbee.com/news/presenting-the-babylon-bee-awards-for-2024/?utm_source=fediverse

National Debt Paid Off With The Change In Dan Crenshaw's Swear Jar

https://babylonbee.com/news/national-debt-paid-off-with-the-change-in-dan-crenshaws-swear-jar/?utm_source=fediverse

HERESY: Church Passes Out LED Candles For 'Silent Night'

https://babylonbee.com/news/heresy-church-passes-out-led-candles-for-silent-night/?utm_source=fediverse

'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-is-controlling-trump-complain-people-controlling-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

'What Have I Become?' Mutters Man In Mirror After Buying Gems In A Mobile Game

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-have-i-become-mutters-man-in-mirror-after-buying-gems-in-a-mobile-game/?utm_source=fediverse

Adorable: Trump And Musk Debut Matching Christmas Pajamas

https://babylonbee.com/news/adorable-trump-and-musk-debut-matching-christmas-pajamas/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Gently Informs Daughter He Spent Her College Fund On A Single Little Bacon Cheeseburger At Five Guys

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-gently-informs-daughter-he-spent-her-college-fund-on-a-single-little-bacon-cheeseburger-at-five-guys/?utm_source=fediverse

Representatives Upset Spending Bill Killed By The People They Represent

https://babylonbee.com/news/representatives-upset-spending-bill-killed-by-people-they-represent/?utm_source=fediverse

'Elon On The Shelf' Installed In All Congressional Offices To Remind Lawmakers To Be Efficient

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-on-the-shelf-installed-in-all-congressional-offices-to-remind-lawmakers-to-be-efficient/?utm_source=fediverse

Civilization VII To Include 'Bidenomics' Tech Tree Upgrade Where Inflation Ruins Everything And Eggs Go Up To $12

https://babylonbee.com/news/civilization-vii-to-include-bidenomics-tech-tree-upgrade-where-inflation-ruins-everything-and-eggs-go-up-to-12/?utm_source=fediverse

Members Of Congress Explain They Need Pay Raises To Keep Up With The Inflation They Caused

https://babylonbee.com/news/members-of-congress-explain-they-need-the-pay-raise-to-keep-up-with-the-inflation-they-caused/?utm_source=fediverse

Husbands Breathe Sigh Of Relief As Amazon Workers Go On Strike

https://babylonbee.com/news/husbands-breathe-sigh-of-relief-as-amazon-workers-go-on-strike/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Reasons Congress Deserves Raises

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-reasons-congress-deserves-raises/?utm_source=fediverse

Disgusting: New Woke Superman Movie Features Guy Wearing Underwear Over His Pants

https://babylonbee.com/news/disgusting-new-woke-superman-movie-features-guy-wearing-underwear-over-his-pants/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Proposes New Law Banning Anyone From Reading Spending Bill Until It's Passed

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-proposes-new-law-banning-anyone-from-reading-spending-bill-until-it-is-passed/?utm_source=fediverse

Ignorant Boomer Tries To Pay With Cash

https://babylonbee.com/news/ignorant-boomer-tries-to-pay-with-cash/?utm_source=fediverse