10 Great Benefits Of Being A Pastor's Wife
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-great-benefits-of-being-a-pastors-wife/?utm_source=fediverse
'The Tortured Poets Department' Review: We Usually Love Taylor Swift, But We Question Her Decision To Release An Album That's Just An Hour-Long Recording Of Her Sobbing In The Shower
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-tortured-poets-department-review-we-usually-love-taylor-swift-but-we-question-her-decision-to-release-an-album-thats-just-an-hour-long-recording-of-her-sobbing-in-the-shower/?utm_source=fediverse
Tragic: This Man Got Married Young And Never Got To Experience Getting Drunk At Bars And Waking Up Hungover With A New STD Every Morning
https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-this-man-got-married-young-and-never-got-to-experience-getting-drunk-at-bars-and-waking-up-hungover-with-a-new-std-every-morning/?utm_source=fediverse
Historians Uncover Hitler’s Hamas Headscarf
https://babylonbee.com/news/historians-uncover-hitlers-hamas-headscarf/?utm_source=fediverse
Columbia University Students Reject A Two-Campus Solution
https://babylonbee.com/news/columbia-university-students-reject-a-two-campus-solution/?utm_source=fediverse
Impressive: 6th-Grade Furry Already Barking At 9th-Grade Level
https://babylonbee.com/news/impressive-6th-grade-furry-already-barking-at-9th-grade-level/?utm_source=fediverse
America Honors Earth Day By Recycling Used Presidential Candidates
https://babylonbee.com/news/america-honors-earth-day-by-recycling-its-used-presidential-candidates/?utm_source=fediverse
House Votes To Protect Every Country Not Named The United States
https://babylonbee.com/news/house-votes-to-protect-every-country-not-named-the-united-states/?utm_source=fediverse
Biden Claims His Uncle's Heart Was Ripped Out During Human Sacrifice Ritual In India
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-claims-his-uncles-heart-was-ripped-out-during-human-sacrifice-ritual-in-india/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Sets Himself On Fire To Show How His Side Is The Sane And Rational One
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-sets-himself-on-fire-to-show-how-his-side-is-the-sane-and-rational-one/?utm_source=fediverse
Megachurch Worship Leaders Frantically Learning New Taylor Swift Songs For Sunday
https://babylonbee.com/news/megachurch-worship-leaders-frantically-learning-new-taylor-swift-songs-for-sunday/?utm_source=fediverse
10 Other Things Mike Johnson Wants To Fund Before The Border
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-other-things-mike-johnson-wants-to-fund-before-the-border/?utm_source=fediverse
Biden Says When It Comes To College Women’s Sports, 'May The Best Man Win'
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-when-it-comes-to-college-womens-sports-may-the-best-man-win/?utm_source=fediverse
‘This Is A Place Of Business, Not Politics,’ Says CEO Of Election Rigging Cartel
https://babylonbee.com/news/this-is-a-business-says-ceo-of-election-rigging-cartel/?utm_source=fediverse
Theologians Confirm Hell Is A Nightclub Where You Keep Yelling That You Want To Go Home But Your Friends Can't Hear You Over How Loud The DJ Is Playing Nicki Minaj For All Eternity
https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-confirm-hell-is-a-nightclub-where-you-keep-yelling-that-you-want-to-go-home-but-your-friends-cant-hear-you-over-how-loud-the-dj-is-playing-nicki-minaj-for-all-eternity/?utm_source=fediverse
Presbyterian School Expels Student For Smoking Low-Quality Cigars
https://babylonbee.com/news/presbyterian-school-expels-student-for-smoking-low-quality-cigars/?utm_source=fediverse
House Republicans Demand New Speaker Who Will Be Equally Worthless But Maybe With Different Hair Or A Cool Mustache Or Something
https://babylonbee.com/news/house-republicans-demand-new-speaker-who-will-be-equally-worthless-but-in-a-different-way/?utm_source=fediverse
Snopes Journalists Announce Plans To Personally Fact-Check Entire San Francisco Poop Map
https://babylonbee.com/news/snopes-journalists-announce-plans-to-personally-fact-check-entire-san-francisco-poop-map/?utm_source=fediverse
Pastor Gently Informs Drummer A Triple Bass Pedal Isn't Really Needed For 'Come Thou Fount Of Every Blessing'
https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-gently-informs-drummer-a-triple-bass-pedal-isnt-really-needed-for-come-thou-fount-of-every-blessing/?utm_source=fediverse
Donald Trump Describes 9 Historical Battles
https://babylonbee.com/news/donald-trump-describes-9-historical-battles/?utm_source=fediverse
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