I don't get it, but when I'm drunk enough, I get analytical. I start looking for patterns and motivations everywhere.

I know, that it's lame, but that's just who I am.

@LukeAlmighty I've never been drunk, even after 3 shots of vodka the most I've felt is just a little bit floaty. The most I ever felt was drinking glögg for Christmas a couple years ago, lot of alcohol mixed together. I just felt really light. But my perception or thought processes don't change or anything. Kinda weird.

@beardalaxy
3 shots is way too low.
But that's good.
While other people keep on loving it, I hate being drunk. It brings no positive feelings at all. You just lose the control over where your mind is going, so you revert to your primitive self. (so, everyone reacts differently.)

Also, the hangover will literally ruin your next 2 days. NOT WORTH IT.

@LukeAlmighty I have friends that get drunk or can't drive after one shot but I feel practically nothing if I take several gulps of whiskey lol. Just kind of funny.

@beardalaxy
Are you slav by any chance