Here's an idea: Minecraft 2.
No? Not a fan? .... hhmm....
Ok, I got you fam: Minecraft ReCrafted Edition.
What? Clearly Minecraft could use a Remaster!
@alyx funny enough, minecraft already did get a remaster, it just wasn't really branded as one. all of the textures got updated a few years ago and mojang enhanced the lighting as well.
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