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coworker was freaking out that one of the ingredients in lucky charms was a chemical used for cleaning.
turns out it's sodium triphosphate 
@beardalaxy I'd be more concerned about sodium (literally metal 💀) chloride (bleach is made from it 💀) being literally everywhere in food, there's more of this stuff in your everyday food than microplastic 💀💀💀
@beardalaxy fr fr no cap 💀 and everyone who consumed it DIED, but you also can't stop consume it even if you dodge it deliberately, it's that addictive ☠️