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@Mr_NutterButter because you're alone without anything to distract you for once
@beardalaxy @Mr_NutterButter It used to be "toilet thoughts" but then someone invented a portable computer.
@susie @Mr_NutterButter there is a reason why people used to have magazines or books next to the shitter.
honestly i just get in, do my business, and get out. 5 minutes tops.
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