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alright, i actually went to the epstein files website and looked into the "pizza" thing. 

yeah, no... i really don't think they were using "pizza" to refer to kids they were diddling. at the very least least, the vast majority of the time they weren't. in order to believe that, you have to go through so many leaps in logic. you have to BELIEVE that's what they are doing instead of basing your beliefs on what is actually going on.

there are 911 mentions of the word "pizza" right? well, i'm not going to get autistic enough to actually go through all 911 mentions and sort them or anything like that, maybe if i had a lot more free time. it would be really interesting, but i just can't bring myself to do it.

what i can tell you though are a few really important things to keep in mind:

1) there are legitimate pizza establishments mentioned, even major chains like papa john's. even fucking fat cats was in there.

2) a lot of the mentions are duplicates. again, people seem to not understand how emails work. one file in particular has tons of emails back and forth copied a bunch of times and they mention pizza a lot. this is also why i don't really want to go through everything, because even several pages deep there were so many damn duplicates.

3) a really good chunk of these are not actually being sent to or from epstein at all. people are saying shit like "i've never seen a picture of epstein eating pizza" but really, pretty much every link i clicked on didn't have epstein's name there at all. in fact, there were A LOT of names.

here's an interesting thought experiment. take, i don't know, twenty of your friends and/or family members and pull all of their texts, emails, everything from a ten year period in time. how often do you think the topic of pizza would come up? probably a shit ton. pizza is a really common food, especially for parties and get togethers. i have 15 mentions of pizza in my text messages from the last month, and that's between me and like 6 other people.

evil people are evil. absolutely. but they are not fucking marvel villains. let's focus on the actual verifiable shit and act on that instead of endlessly going around in conspiracy circles with shit that probably doesn't exist, because that's insanely reductive.

alright, i actually went to the epstein files website and looked into the "pizza" thing. 

for said thought experiment, let me just take what i already have for this month and expand it. keep in mind, this doesn't include what any of those people might be talking about with anyone else, it would be just contained within this circle of people.

so we'll say that to get to 18 people, it's 6*3 so instead of 15 messages in a month it would be 45.

45*12 is already 540 mentions of pizza in a year. just one year. push that out to ten years. 5,400 mentions of pizza is what that would look like for me. granted, maybe i like pizza more than the average individual. it's my favorite food and i tend to go for it first for get togethers and stuff. we make a frozen pizza here every two weeks or so. you know. but still, you get what i'm trying to say.

@beardalaxy
Don't forget, that he organized parties. Yes, a lot of illegal shit happened in these parties, but I don't think, that ordering pizza should be too unusual.

@LukeAlmighty your average frat house party would make pizza and cocaine with a bunch of old philanthropists look like a kid's birthday.

re: alright, i actually went to the epstein files website and looked into the "pizza" thing. 

@beardalaxy the release seems like something like a limited hangout but not to pacify people but to cause them to make claims that can’t be proven from the emails. Like you said, if you wouldn’t already know that they were pimping underage girls, you wouldn’t start thinking so from the pizza emails. Similar with stuff like “loved the torture vid”, there’s a ton of normal explanations for things like that (e.g. he got sent a video of a friend doing the ice bucket challenge), but it sounds ominous.

re: alright, i actually went to the epstein files website and looked into the "pizza" thing. 

@lain rationality is a dead virtue and people are addicted to drama.

i think it also might be a savior complex kind of thing, where people really get a high off of believing they are doing something right. it doesn't matter if it is actually right, that part doesn't matter as much as the feeling you get from it.

in spinning up this kind of narrative, which is a massive child trafficking ring which is larger than is even fathomable, it fuels that emotional response to the maximum level. feeling like you're a good person for giving a crackhead a dollar pales in comparison to "exposing" something like this.

re: alright, i actually went to the epstein files website and looked into the "pizza" thing. 

@lain it kind of puts trump's whole "people are still talking about this guy?" thing into an interesting light. he knows there ain't shit here besides maybe like, weird rich jew shit. i'm sure he knows plenty of weird rich jews. so he can't really understand why people are so freaked out.

in a smarter society, people would look at these and go "huh, yeah, damn... there isn't actually that much here" and move on, just like the donald had. instead, people are really hooked in like it's season 3 of their favorite netflix slop and they want a dramatic conclusion with an insane villain who was operating at a global scale with a huge cover up.

meanwhile, there are children running around in the street during school hours who can barely even read protesting law enforcement getting illegals out of the country. i think we have bigger, much more impactful things to deal with.

@beardalaxy @lain the "move on" response is exactly what they want. they are not prosecuting anyone and they have not put a stop to the Israeli extortion, but now everyone is arguing over nonsense instead and getting tired of it and quick

re: alright, i actually went to the epstein files website and looked into the "pizza" thing. 

@beardalaxy @lain I predicted this back when compromised people like Browne pervert were already sweeping for Epstein before even Trump was. Seeding this far back within the right and the doing a fake release like this before getting everyone back on the plantation with muh unsanctioned protests and look a tranny.
@beardalaxy I think the pizza nonsense has its origin in the pre-internet era. It was an urban legend that there were some pizza establishments where you could order special key words for a pizza, and then a call girl or gigolo would turn up at your door. It's total nonsense in the age of cryptography.
@beardalaxy I'm pretty sure "jerky" means drugs and not human flesh as an example

Epstein tells people pretty directly "not for email" when they want dirt on someone, hard to believe he'd just talk about trafficking children so openly, even using coded language. Dude worked for intelligence, his emails are def psyop material.

@monsterislandcolonizer it might also still just be regular jerky lmao. I can't believe you have people saying "what does he mean jerky isn't regular food?! That must mean it is human meat!" no retard, jerky is not regular food it is a snack. Rations at best. Do these people think ice cream is regular food too?

@mitchconner @monsterislandcolonizer yeah, not if you're going to eat it immediately. You will definitely extend the life of jerky if you freeze it. Especially homemade jerky, which it seems like was what was being made. It only lasts like a couple months otherwise. I thought this was common knowledge. You can go ahead and look it up for yourself.

@beardalaxy Pizzagate is on the nose and beside the point anyway.

re: alright, i actually went to the epstein files website and looked into the "pizza" thing. 

@beardalaxy People really think that a bunch of rich boomers were using 4chan lingo as code. It's ridiculous.

re: alright, i actually went to the epstein files website and looked into the "pizza" thing. 

@pettanko @beardalaxy "cant believe these evil people use code for this! how nefarious!"
epstein: "yo friend i got children to fuck, you down?"
lmfao
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