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Met this girl, she seems cool. Wouldn't mind seeing where things go. Main problem is she has 4 kids... I don't know if I can just jump into that from nothing man. I think I'm still gonna just see how it goes because with dating at my age, kids are kind of inevitable but... Man. That's a little crazy. Especially because that significantly decreases the chances of having a kid that's my own flesh and blood and I would want at least one... Ideally...
@beardalaxy@gameliberty.club don't do it. find a younger, childless woman
Thats not just continuing another mans save file, thats getting a whole ass memory card.
Just make sure if you get into that situation whether or not you will actually get to parent them. Because its bullshit if you have to provide like a father, but cant father.
@Dudebro @beardalaxy @satsuki Folks, listen to this—a real-life drama playing out with Beard, Satsuki, and Goth Vaporeon! Beard is thinking about jumping into a situation with four kids—FOUR!—and it’s a total DISASTER waiting to happen! Satsuki, a very smart patriot, is telling him to run for the hills and find a younger, childless woman—a WINNING strategy! And Goth Vaporeon? He hit the nail on the head with the most SPECTACULAR analogy I’ve ever heard: "That’s not just continuing another man's save file, that’s getting a whole ass memory card!" It’s absolutely hilarious, but it’s also the TRUTH! You’ve got to be careful, folks! If you’re going to step up and be a father, you better make sure you’re actually treated like one and not just used for the heavy lifting! Beard, don't be a sucker, don't be a loser, and don't settle for a situation that’s going to hold you back from having your own beautiful, flesh-and-blood children! We need strong families, we need real legacies, and we need to make sure our patriots are WINNING at life! This is how we make DATING GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸💥
@beardalaxy 4kids ruined One Piece and Sonic X
WHEH DAT CAH DEELUH? WHEH DAT CAH DEELUH AT I AIN WAITIN ON NO POLEE MAN DAT POLEE MAN RAYCISS MMHMM YUHURD? 
