@geistigbehindert i barely even know what it is i've just heard the name

@beardalaxy NieR is a drakengard franchise, if that says anything. But the first drakengard was basically a berserk ripoff in a way. But the gameplay is ass, so just watch the movie edit.

@geistigbehindert @beardalaxy
Actual factual. 3 is Yoko Taro's only good game.
I will fight about it.

@snapplo @beardalaxy uuuuuuh the nier games are fine too... Just a little gayer than the real drakengard lore

@geistigbehindert @snapplo @beardalaxy gayer? Its only gay if you take Kains tally wacker.

@Azur_Fenix @beardalaxy @snapplo there's other stuff that make it a little gay... Its by all accounts much more libtard than any mainline drakengard game

@geistigbehindert @Azur_Fenix @beardalaxy
Disclaimer: I am a Yoko Taro fan. I like his work. I played SINoALICE. I am beyond reproach.

Nier Gestalt is okay but it suffers the typical Yoko Taro self-indulgence, ESPECIALLY with the endings. And same for Nier Automata. It's my main problem with him, overall, but it's also what makes him a singular game director.

Drakengard 3 is great. Great characters. Minimal bullshit. Really solid pacing (which is a miracle).

Nier Automata is pretty good in general (better than Gestalt/Replicant) largely due to Platinum handling the game feel, but it meanders a bit too often in various parts (the novel sections, the post exile city section) and, per usual, a pretty unsatisfying set of endings and I don't like shota-types.

@snapplo @Azur_Fenix @beardalaxy automata has been eclipsed by Stella blade in any case

@geistigbehindert @Azur_Fenix @beardalaxy
I need to put some more time into Stellar Blade. I think I started it and a new PoE2 league started up so I dropped it. I liked the violence against women but the story was very slow to grab me.

@snapplo @geistigbehindert @beardalaxy I just have a hard time staying on task....spend to much time looking at eves ass and wanting to go "visit" a certain rule site looking for new content of her.

@Azur_Fenix @snapplo @beardalaxy there's auto masturbators you can set on your cock while gaming. The future is now old man

@geistigbehindert @beardalaxy @snapplo we going full 2077 🦾

@Azur_Fenix @beardalaxy @snapplo only problem is staying hard while focusing on a boss

@geistigbehindert @beardalaxy @snapplo probably wtf I'm getting spammed with those bluechewgold commercials....I fucking hate them. Like could they at least not use blown out old granny thots in their advertising for dick pills, wtf are the 18 year olds? All these laugh line, tattoo having turkey neck old women in this commercial trying to sell you dick performance enhancers. No fucking wonder dudes need dick pills. Also it's terrible advertising.

Its like saying "hey this the best you can get, they cant get you hard because they are so fucking old, so here's a pill to force you hard because you body is telling you no and your a good little boy and will fuck the old wrinkly grannies!"

@geistigbehindert @Azur_Fenix @beardalaxy

@snapplo @geistigbehindert @beardalaxy spinning robot pussy

@snapplo @Azur_Fenix @beardalaxy that's a fancy one. You can get cheaper ones on amazon for 40 bucks

@geistigbehindert @Azur_Fenix @snapplo what the fuck happened to this thread lol

@beardalaxy @Azur_Fenix @snapplo sorry

@geistigbehindert @Azur_Fenix @beardalaxy
Like, if you REALLY think about it, this is Yoko Taro's fault.

@geistigbehindert @beardalaxy @snapplo the clanker puss is to strong. Embrace the clanker, reject the meat bag. TOASTERS!!!!

*BINARIC HAPPY NOISES*

@Azur_Fenix @beardalaxy @snapplo the fleshfoid is weak. It can't compare to robot pussy

@geistigbehindert @beardalaxy @snapplo tungsten robussy

@snapplo @Azur_Fenix @beardalaxy I played it twice in a row when it came out. Didn't even do that with automata back in the day

Also, far more grindy than drakengard

@Morghur @beardalaxy second one isn't made by Yoko taro therefore not canon/irrelevant

True. You can just jump from 1 to 3 like in Devil May Cry