@beardalaxy what about the cute girl npcs
@pettanko @beardalaxy there are none, you need mods for that. bugthesda was decades ahead on the whole "woke" thing.
@GrungeQueef @pettanko @beardalaxy deadly mudcrab + romance a mubcrab
@GrungeQueef @beardalaxy I haven’t played Oblivion in years but I remember liking the necrophiliac shopkeeper.
@GrungeQueef @pettanko @beardalaxy @RealRaul I like dark elves too, not the elder scrolls ones though
...maybe Azura
...maybe Azura
@King_Noticer >only slightly used
What do you mean slightly and how was it "used"?
Where was it before?!!
What do you mean slightly and how was it "used"?
Where was it before?!!
@TheTeka In her mouth, unlike your mind which is clearly in the gutter 
@King_Noticer Dark Elves are called "dark" for a reason. :Kirk_Stare:
This is the only ES lore I know of
@King_Noticer @GrungeQueef @pettanko @beardalaxy @RealRaul Dark elfs are supreme.
@GrungeQueef @beardalaxy @King_Noticer @RealRaul @pettanko I don't like elves and never will like me because they lack immortality and they shorter than me
@The_Vampire_Brigade @GrungeQueef @King_Noticer @RealRaul @pettanko depends on the elf. Tolkien's elves are immortal and even if they die they can be reincarnated. They're also pretty damn tall.
@beardalaxy @GrungeQueef @King_Noticer @RealRaul @pettanko But I still hate elves because they come in black or White where as vampires come only in White
@The_Vampire_Brigade @GrungeQueef @King_Noticer @RealRaul @pettanko this man has clearly never heard of blacula 
@beardalaxy @GrungeQueef @King_Noticer @RealRaul @pettanko I make it illegal vampires are only post to be White like the strigoi from the strain
@pettanko What's the fine?
@TheTeka first offense?
@pettanko How did you know? Are you a guard?
