Probably gonna have to do a clean windows install because something is TERMINALLY fucked. I can't update at all. And before you say "just use Linux derp" THE SAME SHIT BUT WORSE HAS HAPPENED TO ME OVER THERE.
@beardalaxy Why do you even need to update Windows for?
@TheTeka but my gif keyboard...
>security patches
In my understanding, those won't work.
Just use your gut instinct and the base version of Windows Defender to avoid viruses.