I don't feel like doing anything today but my flat is a mess and my new job starts tomorrow, why am I like this
@matrix
How else do you get a maid to fuck you. Asking the one who washes your pants for a living to go on a date with you sounds real awkward
I once tried IRL and she told me she was worried about getting attached. /friendzoned
@igeljaeger @matrix
@cowanon
The second I try imagining that situation I get overwhelmed with unbearable cringe
@matrix
SHE was the one grabbing my ass and telling me she'd fuck me if I were younger than her. :2050: @igeljaeger @matrix
Guess ladies from South America are more... forceful than us white folk. :1011:
@igeljaeger @matrix
I'd be perfectly fine with a Latina MILF holding me down by my wrists~
@igeljaeger @matrix
I mostly like the idea of domming azn QT3.14s 20-30cm shorter than me but I'm flexible. @igeljaeger @matrix
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