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My brother got a summer job at KFC. Today someone ordered a vegetarian burger with bacon...
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@matrix A good friend of mine used to work at a Taco Bell and he'd tell me all the time about people coming through the drive thru asking for french fries and milkshakes. There's a McDonald's literally across the street from that location.
@comfy @matrix Nothing better than going to McDonald's and demanding a Whopper and a Biggie fries.
Or doing the "Cheeseburger without the cheese" routine, which, once you've told them a hamburger is not a cheeseburger without cheese enough times, ends with the punchline "I just like the pretty yellow wrapper".
Or doing the "Cheeseburger without the cheese" routine, which, once you've told them a hamburger is not a cheeseburger without cheese enough times, ends with the punchline "I just like the pretty yellow wrapper".
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Some people just can't read
@matrix I just don't understand how you can pull up to Taco Bell, past multiple giant signs that say taco bell on it have the guy greet you with "welcome to taco bell" while you look at a menu that only has tacos on it and go "can I get some chicken nuggets and french fries"
@matrix veggie burgers taste good sometimes tho
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@matrix maybe he just wants some veg in his borgar
