@matrix Pretty much every server-side language/framework is soydev-tier. Who cares.

@matrix oh dear god what

@matrix ascended

@matrix
> I'll just restart Apache every 10 requests

Eight years later this would be heralded as a feat of engineering: https://about.gitlab.com/blog/2015/06/05/how-gitlab-uses-unicorn-and-unicorn-worker-killer/