@Lumeinshin Isn't his suit jerking him off?

@matrix
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no, i believe they are supposed to deal with waste but not jerking them off lol
it depends on the era of spartan, but up to spartan IV (i think), they were kidnapped as children and gene modified to be stronger and taller, they're like 7-8 foot tall lol, also they have pretty much no sexual drive, and the majority of them are infertile.
its only in halo 5 when they pretty much just get random troops and give them roids, the manlet spartans lol. they tried to explore the moral questions but did a shit job like everything else 343 did/has done

@LukeAlmighty Yep

@rasterman No

@matrix Well, then I'm confused.

@rasterman @matrix Yet another reason Doomguy is a better choice for Smash than Master Bait.

@ChristiJunior

Just as long as it isn't the Doom remake guy. Doom slayer, or whatever that faggot's name is. True Doomguy is based.

@rasterman @matrix

@NEETzsche @ChristiJunior @matrix As I understand it, it IS the same guy. Incidentally, I have Doom Eternal downloading right now.

@ChristiJunior @matrix Whether Master Chief is pro-homo or not, Doomguy is still the worthier choice.

@rasterman @matrix I'm pretty sure he's canonically a fascist. Like, unironically.

@galena @matrix *raises eyebrow* You don't say...