@matrix
Jewish plot to assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand, somehow Austria gets blamed for the war.

Jewish communist revolution in Germany kills millions; Jews create Weimar conditions; Mustache man solves the Jewish problem and pretty much all of society's ills; wants German land back that was given to Poland as a punishment by Jews in WWI; Poland doesn't cooperate so mustache man takes back what is rightfully Germany's by force; Eternal Anglo/Jews freaks the fuck out and declares war which is what actually starts WWII.

TL;DR
It's the kikes.

@matrix
My country gave the world pens and it's currently giving everyone gypsies.

Also a lot of IT folks and Sebastian Stan.