Based on how much people buy takeout and buy microwaveable food, I think this meme is mostly accurate

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Try cooking omelets or pancakes. Those are pretty simple.

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Or shit from the store that has more-tested-than-sqlite3 cooking instructions that have, again, been tested on complete retards.

Then you can move up to mommy blogs where you have to scroll through a ten paragraph blog post about how grammy used to baste the turkey with her own pussy juice before you can actually see the recipe.
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