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Based on how much people buy takeout and buy microwaveable food, I think this meme is mostly accurate

@matrix I know how to cook and i think it's a very important skill people should know. Not only for independence reasons, but also to look after your health.

And even if i don't know how to make elaborate stuff, at least i know how to make breaded fillets with mushrooms
@matrix True. Better than to pay 15 bux for a meal you end up playing around 5 or 7 just for the ingredients

@EnjuAihara
Try cooking omelets or pancakes. Those are pretty simple.

@matrix
Or shit from the store that has more-tested-than-sqlite3 cooking instructions that have, again, been tested on complete retards.

Then you can move up to mommy blogs where you have to scroll through a ten paragraph blog post about how grammy used to baste the turkey with her own pussy juice before you can actually see the recipe.
@EnjuAihara

@matrix
Bro like did you know you don't have to deal with pizza hut to get their breadsticks?

I've made this 8 times in the last 10 days. Now I don't need pizza hut for anything, especially not their trash ass pizza.

@matrix
You can easily make a whole meal of it.

They're pretty close, but not as airy and "fluffy" as the :rmsmad: proprietary bread. Figured out all I really like is the seasoning, and the seasoning is a literal carbon copy, cannot tell the difference. Once that's the same, who cares if the bread's a little different.

@r000t :blobcatneutral: Did you really just brag about them and then fail to share either recipe with us? :bread_nom: Hurry, I'm hungry! @matrix

@roboneko @matrix
Btw you can prep all the dry goods that aren't the flour ahead of time. Amortize the overhead of measuring.

@matrix went over to a female worker's apartment one time
Commented on how she didn't have any pots or pans in her kitchen
She said she didn't know how to cook and always just got takeout
I was in shock
She also always bitched about the cost of living and suddenly it all made sense
This is the world we live in now
@MechaSilvio @matrix This was before Doordash and whatnot. She didn't get it delivered. Your solution will be as good at solving this problem as America's war on drugs is at keeping drugs out of the US or as successful as America's prohibition was.
@sjw @matrix it's become way worse with delivery. At least before they had to walk to the shops!
@MechaSilvio @matrix
>Walk
I'm like the only person who walks. Literally a 10~15 minute walk to work and people tell me there's no way they could do that every day like I do.
@MechaSilvio @sjw @matrix What kind of retarded world did you live in that places didn't always do delivery?
@Dicer @matrix @MechaSilvio I don't live in a big blue city or anywhere near one.
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