@sjw No, it's a troll/meme

@matrix I ask because we've actually done a lot of questionable studies involving dolphins

@sjw @matrix
>questionable studies
Is that that we're calling letting women fuck dolphins?

@alyx @matrix It seems to be based on this:
http://namsla.wikidot.com/dolphin-vagina

@sjw @matrix It's a copypasta

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death

@FUCKINGWHOCARES @matrix oh boy are you in for a ride if you think that's the extent of it
https://bae.st/notice/AFInxyWa2S7WTAMbNA

@sjw @matrix A-are you telling me that Dolphin pussy jelly is real?