@matrix always love to see a happy family
@matrix it's real in my mind and I am jealous 
@matrix the oreimo "happy ending"
@matrix their retarded kids won't get it
@matrix their children will have the most beautiful down syndrome in town
b e a r d
@matrix >big property with a lot of buildings and such
Wtf does this even mean
@beardalaxy @matrix >own large property
>build several small shacks, barns and sheds
>now live on big property with several small buildings
>build several small shacks, barns and sheds
>now live on big property with several small buildings
@Terra_australis @matrix just a super weird way to phrase that
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@matrix future kids: 
@matrix where can I buy a sister like her? I'd be willing to sell my own kidney for this to happen
@matrix their sons and daughters will be future redditors too!
@matrix This is halfsome, two-thirdsome at most. Absolutely true though, people don't lie.
@matrix >ywn pump your younger sister with baby batter and receive her unconditional love in return
Why even live bros?
@matrix based
However, I don't know of anywhere where it's legal unless you plan to move to some shithole country.
While marriage is off the table in the US, arguably it's still constitutionally legal as long as it's consensual and in the pursuit of happiness.
However, I don't know of anywhere where it's legal unless you plan to move to some shithole country.
While marriage is off the table in the US, arguably it's still constitutionally legal as long as it's consensual and in the pursuit of happiness.
