@matrix @sjw @matrix pregnancy imminent

@Kagekokoro yes

@matrix @matrix i would want to garLick her leafy greens if you get my drift

@Kagekokoro @matrix mmmmmm.... vegetables sauted with butter and garlic....

@matrix @errante @matrix her cabbage patch sauteed with my cream fraiche

@Kagekokoro @matrix wtf thats a terrible recipe

@matrix @errante @matrix ok, how about her spring salad covered in my homemade ranch? Sound better?

@Kagekokoro @matrix yes. thank u for making tasty innuendos

@matrix @errante @matrix my pleasure, literally

@mangeurdenuage @matrix this is how we of Slavic descent choose our women

@mangeurdenuage @matrix you’ve been preparing yourself for her all this time!

@RehnSturm256 @matrix
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