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Finally done

@LucoaMilkers @EnjuAihara

Mastodon fucked it somehow. The file is 10:09 and here it's 7:30

Here are individual clips

@matrix is now available*

@tn5421 @matrix Crazy how one letter changes the entire meaning of that sentence, I was about to tear you a new one haha

@tn5421 Show me the child raped

@matrix nice production value, looks like I need to watch this

@moth_ball The animation because bit more static after the movie, however entire Monogatari series is worth watching even though I have a feeling I'm missing a part of it by not knowing Japanese

@moth_ball *becomes

@matrix @moth_ball There's a lot of puns/wordplay, even in those clips.

@matrix @matrix >soy elemental tries to document cases of heresy
>inadvertently helps create Bakemonogatari best moments compilation

@matrix "unripened fruit"

@LucoaMilkers I'm working on it. Just the subs in the files I have are fucky.

I don't even like lolinogs but damn seething at fanservice because 'SHES ONLY 17 YEARS AND 364 DAYS OLD YOU GODDAMN PEDOOOO' is the most retarded reason ever. Do they really think people evolve like pokemon once they reach their 18th birthday?

@satanasur anime characters aren't real so their age is arbitrary and has no real value

Eh...tbh I don't think it really even matters, nor do I specifically want to argoo over the specifics of lolifag copes. My point was that contrary to what many believe the purpose of AoC laws irl is to avoid power aboos not because law makers think "ITS LITERALLY PEDOPHILIA!!!!" and its incredibly retarded to see people like these mentally cuck themselves to seethe at fanservice because they are oversoycialized to the point of being so traumatized at the prospect of being attracted to some fictional character that might be one day younger than 18. The same reason they seethe at 25 year old jap models - "This girl looks younger than that 17 year old girl next door to mine who has a steady diet of booze and fast food everyday so this definitely mean only pedos find her attractive".

@matrix @sjw @matrix w*men do that

hamster ass niggas...

@sjw @matrix what kind of retard doesn't know anime has fan service

@matrix zoomers unironically believe this
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@smugumin @matrix as someone who is apparently a "zoomer", I can tell you that I don't believe on shitting on people on the Internet.

@smugumin @matrix wait. This is social media. I just commented on a conversation between two people that shouldn't involve me at all.

@smugumin @matrix its not a lolicon anime, but its not satiric, its just regular comedic, streat brawling a 10 year old, kicked in the face by a 12 year old, donut disputes with a 7 year old