@matrix@gameliberty.club competitive ranked sex is expensive, just do casual sex

@VD15 @matrix also in the OP

>casual sex

i guess gamers prefer competitive sex huh
@VD15 @matrix i tell you, teledildonics (bluetooth onahole) feels really good, m8
@VD15 @matrix i got the non-rgb one, i'm not a fan of small intense lights tbh. I barely use it though because it's always a hassle to wash my innards and stick it inside, and the payoff is somewhat underwhelming, but it does feel nice ngl

@hj@shigusegubu.club @mac_ack@hidamari.apartments @matrix@gameliberty.club That was the work of one man, he did it with specific elliptic curves. Bing search Wokada Futanari inflation to see a diagram of it

@matrix proper diet and exercise mitigates the most unhealthy side effects of the Vidya Lifestyle.

comparatively, no amount of lifting or proteinmaxxing is gonna cure ya dick of herpes.
@matrix >$50 games
>$50 whores

Does this nigga have a time machine or what?
@Soy_Magnus @matrix Last time I hired an escort it cost me a grand (had her all night tho). Hiring a 50$ whore is like getting lasik at the place advertising "$200 an eye!!"
@caekislove @matrix i used to fuck this prostitute who would charge 500-750 a nut and shed only ve there for like an hour. Shed make em :100_cum: i thr firstfew minutes and then just chill for a while. Alot of guys liked talking afterwards
@Soy_Magnus @matrix Damn that's like those firing ranges that charge you per gun! 😂
@caekislove @matrix i tealize now i didnt clarify, i fucked her for free, and she bought me a bunch of shit. She even paid me for sex once
@MasterSimper @Soy_Magnus @matrix "Don't worry! That eye bleeding is perfectly normal! If it doesn't clear up in a week come back!!"

*comes back a week later and the $200 eye surgery place is now a Spirit Halloween store*

@matrix they say this like it's a bad thing
Casual sex sucks

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