@graf @Wormwood I've had soul crushing jobs before, I technically work for the government now (contractor) but at least my department generally leaves you alone unless you actively fuck something up.

@graf @Wormwood some adventures in the forest service in (state withheld)

- two garbage bins went missing, they were found several thousand miles away by the Canadians, this happened on a week without any wind or serious weather
- a staircase appeared along the Canadian border, the Canadians had no explanation for this whatsoever nor had any recollection of where it came from
- a landslide happened but then the damage was mysteriously not present the next weekday
- a government inspector arrives during a rainstorm, doesn't want to look around because "it's rainy"
- Americans have wandered into Canada and Canadians have wandered into America. Both governments are aware of this and the reaction is essentially "oh well"