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@furaffinity fix your site you fucking assholes, I want to jack off

@Galena I have no suitable emoji to reply to this with.

@shebang :blobcatancap: would fit, because I am TRYING to pay people to draw porn of me literally fucking global warming, but because of 522 errors, now my money is eternally trapped within my bank account and climate change has now become unstoppable, dooming the entire human race.

@shebang When global warming causes all life on Earth to perish, just remember: Capitalism could have prevented this, but furries got in the way.

@Galena I've been blaming furries and mac users for the worlds problems for decades.

@shebang @Galena don't blame yourself. We have all fallen short of the grace of Gaia.

@Galena @shebang

Do you mean fucking a globe? How does one fuck global warming?

@dave @shebang You ever see those ducks covered in oil after the BP oil spill? You know ducks have, like, the largest dick-to-bodysize ratio of any animal. And BP does stand for boypussy. I think that it's pretty obvious where I'm going with this.

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