@shebang :blobcatancap: would fit, because I am TRYING to pay people to draw porn of me literally fucking global warming, but because of 522 errors, now my money is eternally trapped within my bank account and climate change has now become unstoppable, dooming the entire human race.
@shebang When global warming causes all life on Earth to perish, just remember: Capitalism could have prevented this, but furries got in the way.