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@rinrin@fedi.absturztau.be @nik And then the people with eye fetishes will complain that seeing all these eyes and nothing else is too arousing, so then everyone needs to wear sunglasses, too. And then the sunglasses fetishists will start to complain.

@tuxcrafting It's actually quite smart. This way, the admin can ban them for being a nazi, then, ban them again for being a nazifur. This gives a second layer of protection they'd need to bypass if they wanted to ban evade. It's genius - evading a ban is easy, but evading two bans at once?

Naughty humans are sent to the bone analyzer to have their gender determined.

god fucking damn it I can't even use the emojis that actually exist on this instance correctly
I am the fucking worst at fedi
:gadsen: :winkingfelix:

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@matrix when are we getting blobcats
I want to shitpost with :blobcatancap: and yet we have no anarchocatatalist emojis.
:gadsen::winkingfelix: will need to do for now

how do i convince my boyfriend to stop shitposting on gab and join an instance that isn't trash?

@Deiru@gensokyo.social @CocoCoconuts Let's just make nudity socially acceptable and officially not lewd.
But only if you're cute.

@mwvdragon I, unlike the foot fetishists who have shit taste in waifus and all choose a crappy genderbent saberface memegirl, choose to take as my waifu only objectively the BEST fate girl Sessyoin Kiara, and it is impossible for any of you to convince me that she is anything other than the objectively best girl in the entire nasuverse

@mwvdragon tbh I think it's probably illegal to make fan art of okita that doesn't show her feet. She is the designated foot fetish waifu.

@Nameissonu @pantherravi @Riya@mstdn.social @FreakyParadox @thisisgowtham @kondrai @gvees @p2p @krsmu_thala@mstdn.io @stux @Settusms why is everyone replying with 😂
did i accidentally walk into a cult meetup again

@vriska @vriskaleijon I've literally never met anyone who took astrology seriously that wasn't extremely far left and basically a hippie

@nerthos @mewmew @vriska I identify as an Ophiuchus. I don't care what my sign is, snakes are cute and I want to be the snake

While other parties pander and virtue signal to the left, PPC is the only party focused on important issues:

Deficit and debt
Unsustainable immigration
Climate alarmism destroying our economy
National unity
Respecting our Constitution
Equal rights for all
Etc.

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Original: twitter.com/maximebernier/stat
#Canada #Climate #Constitution #Immigration

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