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My phone doesn't display a bunch of niche unicode symbols, like the brimstone cross, so my name looks fucked on mobile for me. It's very annoying.

Lobster would like to remind human frens that Sharks are also good birds. They fly in the ocean and are very majestic. They love hugs.

However, as the Shark is a Bird, he has no arms or hands for hugs.

THis means that when Shark bites you it is actually a hug. Please relax and accept their pure love.

Vote for Lobster in 2020.

(Paid for by the Shark-Frens of Lobster)
I think the best thing about the USA is that anyone can "be an American". Although the immigration process is tough, most people will accept you as American if you live here long enough. Same can't be said of most other cultures.

@matrix That last line killed me. Came out of nowhere.

I remember doing something like this a few times when I was a very young kid, with a bunch of blankets on the floor. I'd pretend I was a dinosaur building a nest then try sleeping in it. It was fun, but very uncomfortable. I wonder if it started out like that for him, too - some dumb little childhood game that got out of control and became a weird obsession as he grew up.

@matrix tbh Ive been thinking about throwing out my bed and buying tatami mats to sleep on. Less bloat. Easier to transport when I move

@sylveon I'd love a knotted dick.
It's like bondage but more intimate.

@2meirl42meirl4meirl 12 year old me: I'm constantly bullied, depressed, and want to kill myself
current me: I've got a loving boyfriend, some good friends, and am still depressed but have good days sometimes

fuck 12 year old me tbh, current me is far better.

yo if anyone on here's a cute futanari with a sweating problem, hit me up, I wanna lick your armpits and maybe suck your dick

@guizzy Bald Eagles live anywhere and everywhere, so long as Freedom is in the hearts of men. When you say the name of America, the Land of The Free, a little seed of the Tree of Liberty takes root within your heart, and your soul resonates with the unified American consciousness.

@matrix Do you have that pic of the woman talking about how it's wrong to judge Floyd for pointing a gun at a pregnant women then says she needs to go dig up 10 year old tweets to ruin someone's life? I saw it on here a while ago and forgot to save it, and I think you posted it, but I can't find it.

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