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Dom this, sub that, top this, bottom that, what happened to being a good ol switch
Tfw you can't be a cyborg with detachable penis and switch between tiny nub and massive horsedong whenever you want

lewd 

I need some dick :blobcatsad:
Feeling very horny and subby today

@georgia Meanwhile I'm over here wishing I could unsee all of the facedoxes tbh.

I swear I'm getting Bearesteined with fluoride's spelling. I always spelled it fluoride, like flu, then I know damn well at some point spellcheck kept telling me it was spelled flouride, like flour, and now it's fluoride again.
I bet the communist gangster computer god is doing this to try to make me doubt myself, but I'm on to its tricks. It can't fool me.

I am now officially giving @0x00 permission to misgender me

Husky v1.0 

I'm glad to announce first stable release of #Husky, a Pleroma social network client for Android.
At first, I want to thank Tusky developers, who are provided the fast and reliable base for this project. This version is selectively synchronized with Tusky 11.

Download: https://git.mentality.rip/FWGS/Husky/releases
Google Play release will come up soon, F-Droid as soon as possible.

Husky's goal to support Pleroma extensions from it's compatible Mastodon API implementation. This release has complete support for:
* Emoji reactions
* Formatting posts with Markdown, BBCode or HTML
* Muted conversations
* Stickers
* Extended account properties to see who is your instance moderator or administrator
* Unlimited attachments

Several UI changes include: "Reply to" feature that jumps to replied post, bigger custom emojis by default and, of course, awesome Pleroma-tan artwork made by [Lightning_Nord](https://twitter.com/Lightning_Nord).

But this is not the end, I'm planning to make more exciting features for next versions like new Pleroma Chat support, moderation utilities and animated emojis. Keep tuned!
bro if i don't get to live long enough to be put into an epic robot body

Mastodon has a very good UI. I sure do love being unable to see more than around 5-6 words at a time in the post I'm writing.

>advertisements don't work on me
Yes they do. If they didn't then companies wouldn't be spending billions to run them. Adblock everything and everything because they target the subconscious and clutter your mind

Here is a thing with the lockdowns.

They were always fake, fake and fake. We all know the ‘rona is a slightly nastier flu, but that’s it. It had no power to destroy the world — we knew this right away too.

All that was ever needed was, if you were in the threat demographic, to take precautions. That would have been fine. That was enough.

Well here we are, still on a pointless lockdown — and why? No reason beyond using it for politics, trading lives for power. Get this through your thick heads, the state only uses you for power, that’s it. Your lives mean nothing to the elites. Here is the damn proof, laid bare for the world to see, if only you’d just fucking look.

Yet still, I endlessly hear people yammer on and on about how the state offers protections to them. Really? You mean the cops fining you for drinking a coffee in your car? Or pulling their guns and attacking you for wearing a stormtrooper costume on May 4th? The same cops who took 14 hours to stop a single gunman in Nova Scotia?

You aren’t being protected by the State, you are being used by it.

Can Alex Gleason be uncancelled already?
Clickbait factories masquerade as progressive/social justice defenders to keep the conversation going i just learned it and there's a new VM and somehow ended up with a hammer.

I should synthesise these tbh. I'm gonna have a 50% chance to notice girldick buldges. I need before getting hormones, but also I have discovered the truest centrist

tbh of all the things wrong with Pokemon Rejuvenation, the thing that pissed me off the most was the side quest to get Type: Null
You need a handful of different items to get him, one of which is a magnet. The NPC who needs the magnet recommends you get it from a Nosepass. Nosepass show up in a single area. They have a 1% chance of spawning, the lowest spawn rate possible in a pokemon game. When they do spawn, they only have a 5% chance of having a magnet. That means you have a 0.05% chance of getting a magnet per wild encounter, in that one area. That's the officially recommended strategy.
There's one other way to get one which is significantly easier, but a bit obscure and unintuitive, by doing a separate side quest. Some painter wants you to show him a few specific pokemon, and if you show him all the pokemon he wanted to see, he gives you a magnet. No one who wasn't using a guide would realize they'd get a magnet as a reward for it, and the NPC who gives you the quest to get a magnet doesn't even mention it and implies Nosepass are the only way you can get one.

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