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we also cuddled a lot before the sex
that's important
cuddling is fun

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I had a dream about getting fucked by a Silvally last night. Waking up and realizing it was just a dream was depressing. Why can't he be real?

bot-generated alc recipe 

Flaming Dr. Pepper #4

Juice of 1 Lemon slice

Stir until well blended
Swirl to mix gold flakes evenly through the other glass with ice and strain over ice and add ice blend untill smooth and enjoy!
Then strain into chilled glass
fill the glass without ice

hot take of the day: cryptocurrency will never actually take off as currency because nobody in the real world gives a single fuck about privacy or freedom, all they care about is convenience. and a credit card is way more convenient than cryptocurrency ever will be

okay, all I'm saying is that if I had to suck a dick, I'd prefer it be attached to a woman.

protip: debate philosophy with small children, because they are too stupid to formulate logical counter arguments.

furiously rubbing hands as i prepare to genocide the white race is all the shit

so annoying to look at the federated timeline at the turn of an hour, and see seven trillion bots all posting at once
why can't the people who run these bots have the decency to to make them post unlisted so they don't shit up the federated timeline constantly?

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tfw no big tiddy big dick giantess to accidentally step on me and end my life forever (but its roleplay so Im actually okay)

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