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bot-generated alc recipe 

Flaming Dr. Pepper #4

Juice of 1 Lemon slice

Stir until well blended
Swirl to mix gold flakes evenly through the other glass with ice and strain over ice and add ice blend untill smooth and enjoy!
Then strain into chilled glass
fill the glass without ice

hot take of the day: cryptocurrency will never actually take off as currency because nobody in the real world gives a single fuck about privacy or freedom, all they care about is convenience. and a credit card is way more convenient than cryptocurrency ever will be

okay, all I'm saying is that if I had to suck a dick, I'd prefer it be attached to a woman.

protip: debate philosophy with small children, because they are too stupid to formulate logical counter arguments.

furiously rubbing hands as i prepare to genocide the white race is all the shit

so annoying to look at the federated timeline at the turn of an hour, and see seven trillion bots all posting at once
why can't the people who run these bots have the decency to to make them post unlisted so they don't shit up the federated timeline constantly?

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tfw no big tiddy big dick giantess to accidentally step on me and end my life forever (but its roleplay so Im actually okay)

so here are a few of my police reform ideas, tell me what you think
- mandatory body cams for all cops at all times
- if body cam footage is lost, damaged, corrupted, etc, or body cam malfunctions in any way, assume everything the cop says is a lie and everything the other people say is true. assume malicious intent on the part of the cop, always.
- any crime a cop or former cop is charged guilty of has its sentence multiplied, Im thinking 2x or 3x seem most fair, but I'm open to larger multipliers.
- any violent crime committed by a cop carries a potential death penalty. this is because of how frequently cops kill innocent people. a cop carries a threat of lethal force at any time, where any minor slight can end a persons life, and resisting police brutality is often fatal. therefore it is only fair to put the police on equal footing, where any minor violent offense a cop commits will cause them to potentially face the death penalty for their crimes. combined with the body cams this will hopefully encourage cops to reign in their violent impulses, putting a stop to police brutality

@Orakel
I think welfare has it's place as anyone can fuck up at any time

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