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PENIS STATUS: STILL INJURED
MASTURBATION NUMBERS DOWN I'M CRITICALLY LOW LEVELS

@Jazzy_Butts It is possible to fap so badly you burst a vein

Give it a few days rest

@Spaghettimon I used a penis pump too hard, it's been a few weeks already...going to have to confess to the dr I feel so small in the pants I'm driven to use dangerous negative pressure on my PINGUS

@Jazzy_Butts Talk to the doctor. You won't be the first, nor the last they see in this situation and will forget it

@beardalaxy @Spaghettimon I am going soon to see my new doctor and I will tell him about my penis injury

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