I sometimes think of using my bible knowledge to start my own fucked up bible cult that would actually be satanism with a coat of godly paint. We'd play black metal at services.
@Jazzy_Butts if people did that church might actually not be boring, a lot of metal songs do have a message within their lyrics, but instead what we have is uninteresting gospel music where they just sing about their boner for jesus lol
@sandyx After reading and learning more about the old testament, God is basically the Loc-Nar from Heavy Metal. A being of pure sadistic destructive evil, and cancerous expansion, that demands to be submitted to.
https://youtu.be/rkl5Q69vBhM
@Jazzy_Butts yeah something like this would be much more entertaining https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlLjQ5GV9kc