I sometimes think of using my bible knowledge to start my own fucked up bible cult that would actually be satanism with a coat of godly paint. We'd play black metal at services.

@Jazzy_Butts if people did that church might actually not be boring, a lot of metal songs do have a message within their lyrics, but instead what we have is uninteresting gospel music where they just sing about their boner for jesus lol

@sandyx "O lord, on heaven and earth you reign, blah blah blah blah your name, something whatever, our god is an awesome god" x50

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@sandyx After reading and learning more about the old testament, God is basically the Loc-Nar from Heavy Metal. A being of pure sadistic destructive evil, and cancerous expansion, that demands to be submitted to.
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