I tried both nature hippy AND technophile, and sporty sports person................I feel like.........so bleh, is this depression? This seems like depression. The only cure for depression that's ever worked for me is blowjobs, but ever since the old blowjob well dried up in 2014, things just haven't been the same.
>but ever since the old blowjob well dried up in 2014, things just haven't been the same.
become a lewd VN maker, get crowdfunded. this sounds like a good starting premise for a porn plot set in the wild wild west.