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Not just the edit itself, I find it hilarious that it was made at all, I find it hilarious that someone saw this brutally real moment on film and thought, what if that was tossed salad and scrambled eggs he was listening to.... and they not only thought that but they did it, they mapped it out, that, *tear rolls down cheek* that's transcendence *begins to sob*

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The chivalrous knight, dressed in pastels, finally makes his presence known!

Peach looks like she's giving a double handjob here, subliminal messaging? Sex sells.

SHE'S NOT LATE ANON, SHE'S JUST NEVER COMING BACK, YOU HAVE TO MOVE ON! DON'T LET THIS BE THE END! DON'T LET HER BREAK YOU! MOVE ONNNN!!!

CHUDS:THE MEDIA LIES THE MEDIA LIES THE MEDIA LIES THE MEDIA LIES

Media: KIDS ARE TRANSITIONING!

CHUDS: :omegalul: THE MEDIA IT TELLS THE TRUTH!!!!! THE MEDIA TELLS THE TRUTH THE MEDIA TELLS THE TRUTH THE MEDIA TELLS THE TRUTH!

Saw this on a pro trans pro commie twitter page and it's so hilarious to me. Both sides could save so much time if they all just admitted kids are human beings, not objects.
Left: DO NOT GROOM MY CHILDREN WITH YOUR COMIC BOOK GOD
RIGHT: DO NOT GROOM MY CHILDREN WITH YOUR COMIC BOOK SEXUALITY

Me: Maybe the children can make their own fucking choices?
Both sides at me: NO!

The white cheese boys are the baddest dudes in town, when they show up you'd better look out, these guys don't play, everyone knows they're a problem but no one has the guts to stand up to them, they hung a guy up by his nutsack last year just for smiling at them

I just hope the AI likes my funny little guy routine enough to not torture me, as like a joke

I thought about posting this to normiespace but they wouldn't get it, and they would aay stupid fucking insulting shit like "I don't get it" and then I'll have to suppress the urge to beat them with a pipe and I don't want to do that to my bloodpressure.

I, personally, find this fucking hilarious. I laughed for a solid minute and a half, my sides hurt. I almost passed out.

if i can say nigger I can say chink, and kike, and nip, and gook, I know kike doesn't belong there but it's also a very funny word so I couldn't leave it out, by the way, the slur kike originates from Jewish immigrants putting a circle as their signature, and a circle is called kikel in Yiddish.

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