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I love steroid muscle girls with their abs and their slutty attitudes, but I get mad when I think of other dudes fucking them, so I'm always mad.

Tfw you make an internet friend but then they kill themselves and they didn't even have it as bad as you (but you don't really judge them because everyone has only their own perceived experience to weigh their joy and sorrow against...but really they were rich as fuck let's be honest, easy street little crybaby)

Ffffffffffffffffff this dog is hot (found on twitter)

Comment from a recommend insta reel of a kid getting hit with a dodge ball 💀

IKEA MADE A BBC FUCKING HOTDOG THOSE SWEEDISH FUCKS THINK THEY'RE FUNNY CUCKS

Ok so this was a real commercial, it made me horny af

I don't want to live in the current time line you guys. I'm panicking. I want to go back. I want the 90s back, I want eternal 90s.

What happens if I try to upload something

Doodle OC with no name
Cis female
Age: 30s
Attributes: Muscular, intelligent, protective, innocent. She hopes to be a mom one day, but constant training hasn't given her the chance yet. She trains you, not just physically but emotionally and intelectually as well. You are both deeply in love.

Tits: Big
Muscles: Big
Height: Tall
Hair: Usually unwashed and messy
Eyes: Tired, always tired

Personality: Nice but not a wimp, and she has her agressive moments too, if someone pushes on her buttons she gives them a chance to walk away, and if they don't get the hint she'll...make a scene. I saw her punch a limberjack so hard he shit himself. But she's mostly sweet, kind, she loves little guys, the guys everyone else picks on, she protects them, and gives them the life she thinks they deserve. Maybe she should be called Stray Pup Mama.

Here guys more doodles but I'm worried I suck real bad and should die

My attempt at a muscular female lady. I need to do something about my depression because I look at this and I see potential to make really great art but I can't if I spend my time just getting [drunk] and masturbating all day long and when I'm not masturbating I'm out of my fucking mind with worry or rage or some shit, or I'm just depressed, sad, hopeless, hard to draw then. No reference was used. Just random lines and my imagination.

Fiction/Fantasy 

You look at the world and it's finally yours, after all the work and sacrifice. The nations bow to you, they tremble at your feet. This world finally has a just King, a sane King, or a Queen, depending on your mood. None can challenge your word, because it is upheld by your insurmountable power. You call for your enemies to be brought to you now that you are King, those who repent may earn their pardons, but those who remain arrogant and fearless can be educated. The world is yours, the madness has ended. Like the grip of a determined infant, the evil ones of this world do not easily give up their holds, but you as King are strong enough to pry their wretched fingers apart and retrieve the most precious bauble which is This World. The dregs call you a monster, but you are my King and are the destroyer of monsters, violators of consent, and controllers. You are my master until the end of time, and I am so pleased to serve you, My Lord.

Bobby Hills "come hither" face is a thing

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