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I am posting some old drawings from twitter before I got banned

@prouddegenerate Chris has a huge hog and is fat and retarded, and Stewie is just begging for it 😩

@Spaghettimon Bojack is too unlikable a character imo, the entire cast are awful, it's like Always Sunny but without the irony.

Yo Peter Griffin and Chris Griffin need to fuck

Do you think Batman does anal training? Because what if he's captured and has to stash something up his butt? He HAS to be prepared for EVERYTHING so I think he DOES do anal training

@Hyperhidrosis @Hyolobrika @rin @helene It was all stupid stuff like pakis on vacation and arabic ads and memes, I'm not even arab and I don't go to arab rooms

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@helene @Hyolobrika @rin Telegram spammed my drive with tons of shit I never downloaded, don't give it any permissions

@prouddegenerate I hate BBCs because they're belligerent, and I would fuck an old femboy, some sissy 50 year old lookin like a GILF

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@mario Ok...well until a dr can be reached masturbation will have to be conducted EXCLUSIVELY with a flashlight, as hands on masturbation causes excess swelling

@mario Ok well embarrassment may have to be faced and the dr may have to be brought in to assess the penis

Hey guys hypothetically (not me but someone else) if a person broke their dick with a penis pump and there's a hard lump in their penis and it doesn't work right anymore and the blood pools up in the corner as a sort of bubble, is that something that will go away on it's own with time....or???

I love looking at hard dicks of old fat men (sometimes)
tbh
I imagine them molesting me and raping me as a kid (with their big fat greasy cock, and they tell me what to do in a quiet, bossy, soft voice like a creepy loser faggot)

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Fantasy 

Homie A: Ayo homie put some of that butthole numbing cream on my butthole homie

Homie B: Aight no doubt homie I gotchu *spreads the butthole numbing cream on the homies butthole*

Homie A: Yea homie get that shit in der, don't want it ta sting n shit when u tear it up, homie

Homie B: Word

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