@Spag @prouddegenerate @FutaFanatic @Charfuhrer Kokos handlers faked the data and gave her diabetes, but she could sign. Mostly bullshit about nipples and food and it rarely made sense. I can believe a chimp signing "stupid monkeys" in between 50 other nonsense signs that they left out.
@grumpy @coolboymew I can definitely handle her as a gf. Lock her in the basement once a month, easy peasy. I will need very thick steel doors on a very good frame though.
@coolboymew Best gf
@Spag @prouddegenerate @FutaFanatic @Charfuhrer Animals are classist though. I saw a documentary where an ape who was raised with people, and taught sign language, was taken to a zoo by its human parents, and it said "stupid monkeys" when it saw members of its own species living in a cage in natural conditions, behaving naturally, since they had no education from higher beings. It seemed disgusted by them. I can't find the reference on this because we literally live in 1984 and shit gets memory holed. I looked on google and all I kept getting were articles about that nipple obsessed gorilla Koko and her climate change warning. Shit. The shit I'm talking about happened way before that. In like the 2000s. I don't think it was even Koko. I think it was a Juvenile female chimp.
@Spag @prouddegenerate @FutaFanatic @Charfuhrer Racism is the Orosboros of humanity. It has no beginning, it has no end, and it will ultimately destroy itself. No other animal is racist. Only humans. Animals can read, and write, we used to think they couldn't, but they can, simple shit bit still. Monkeys can type symbols with meanings trained to them with touchpads, like toddlers. They combine and make new words. But only people are racist. It's what defines us as humans, our hate. Even animals love.
@Charfuhrer @prouddegenerate @Spag @FutaFanatic You're right, I meant Israelite when I said Jew
@Charfuhrer @prouddegenerate @Spag @FutaFanatic The Samaritans literally practice the Torrah and consider themselves to be the "true" Jews. They've been doing it for thousands of years.
@Spag @prouddegenerate @FutaFanatic @Charfuhrer My DNA says I have Samaritan ancestry, which were a Jewish minority group hated by the majority because they practiced the original ways instead of the new ways the rest of the tribe picked up when they crossed the Canaan River and later returned with new ways.
@Spag @prouddegenerate @FutaFanatic @Charfuhrer I'm a convert and ethnic Judaism is funny to me because it doesn't make sense. Jews are a tribe but not an ethnicity. This is why Jews can be any race and still be born Jewish to Jewish mothers, they are Jews.
Fantasy
Principal Skinners soft mouth clasped Lennys with hurried, hungry excitement.
Principal Skinner: Mmmmm oh god, oh fuck, Lenny
Lenny: That's right say my name bitch, mmmmmmnuh
Lenny kissed Skinner deep, Skinner giving Lennys tongue a sensual blowjob. Lenny ran his hand up Skinners shirt, feeling his strong masculine core. Skinner shaved, because it was what Lenny liked. Skinner wanted to please Lenny, he would do anything for that cock.
Lenny: I can feel your fucking nipples are hard *kiss*
Skinner: I want this dick, you know I want this dick, I need you inside me, I fucking love you *kiss*
Skinner said as he rubbed and massaged Lennys hardening cock through his pants
Lenny: Let Daddy give you what you need *kiss, tongue flicks* mmmm you taste fucking good my little bitch
Skinners body shivered with anticipation and delight. Skinner gave Lenny one last sweet kiss on the mouth, sucking away quickly and licking up Lennys saliva that was left behind, it was Manna From Heaven to Skinner. He loved the taste of his lover. They both disrobed and Skinner turned around, bending over as Lenny gently, lovingly, caresed Skinners back and thighs.
Lenny spit on his cock and Skinners hole, then hugged him close and began to rub, he kissed and nibbled Skinners back passionately. He positioned the head carefully and prepared to insert.
Lenny: Hey babe, you alright? You ready?
Skinner: *Deep calm inhale* Yea, just go slow ok? Then you can speed up. *Pauses half a beat* -I love you.
Lenny: *At the same time he begins pushing in, invading Skinners ring, he says* I uhhhh love you tooooo uhhn babe
By the time he is done speaking the head is in. Lenny begins gentle thrusting, moaning as he does. He again begins kissing Skinners back and neck, slowing picking up the pace until he is jack hammering into Skinners wet, wide asshole. Skinner was tight, but right now his hole was stretched. Lenny had a 9 inch monster, it was as wide as a mini coke can. He was ripping Skinners ass apart, and Skinner loved every minute of it. Lenny came like a fountain, like a horse, like a firetruck. Squeezing round Skinner tight as he did, they were bareback and Skinner savoured the seed.
They came apart slowly, and Lennys limp but still massive cock slid out of skinner with a wet, farting sound. BBLURRRPPRPERPRP. The cum came pouring out like a fountain. Lenny was tired but marveled at his work. Skinner was wide open. His hole was gaped. Once Skinner had recovered enough to talk, and they were cuddling, he said
Skinner: By the way, I think you'll be perfect
Lenny: If you really want me to, I'll do it, I've always wanted to try something like this to be honest with you, just never had the opportunity
Skinner: Oh well you've got and opportunity, heh, heh heh, Bart Simpson won't know what hit him after you're done with him, with that monster of yours *Pat pat*
Skinner gives his new friend one more deep sweet tongue kiss while fondling his cock, completely submitting to his desire to please an alpha like Lenny.
Stacy Hirano and Agent G.
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