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a SUPER lewd calvin and hobbes sunday strip i was commissioned to do! i wanted to do my best to imitate bill watterson's inking style.

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"Please don't curse in my office"
Ok well please lose some weight first.

A single fucking shamanic healer with real medicine would be able to do what the doctors refuse to in an instant, I just need to find one.

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Had a doctors appointment today and this system of tyrannical oppression must be dismantled and it's operators tried. Coatpigs. Labpigs.

@tarperfume It took years, I was exactly like you, mad that it didn't work, then one day it just started feeling really good

@tarperfume Ok so I used to not get off at all having my nips played with, but then something changed and now I never fap without doing it...

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Don't forget: You are doing your best and I appreciate it a lot!

I lust for filling ass up every day but I don't do casual sex and I don't have a bf so I'm just maddeningly horny

@mario @ink8@the9thcircle.club smh can't even ask people how big their hogs are without being accused of sexual harassment smh free speech is dead smh /half joking

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Scully seeks alien babies through prayer. Mulder empathizes with ghost demons.

@doorroo I would snuggle the thoughtform that is you and make happy appreciative sounds

Ok going to drift off into fantasy land where all my favorite cartoon characters tell me what they think, wish you guys could come on a guest pass, wander around, leave anytime you want, would be fun. Oh look, what's over there! That's godzilla arguing with Pikachu about EU stuff, and ohohooo here we have a random mass of people brawling it out and demanding more food! Quick hurry, or we'll miss it! This way! Yea downstairs! It's dark, shhhh, this is the lounge that Ms Piggy sings at, she's about to be up! Oh no wait... where's my wallet? Huh? Oh no not this guy agaiiiiiin!
Tossed out of my own club, in my own dream, in front of my friens, so embarrassing...eh fuck it, lets just fly around and shoot laser beams until we crash the serv- I mean wake up.

Oh don't mind me just lookin at shit that I
A. Can't afford
and
B. Don't have room for

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