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@doorroo See I need pills but they won't give them to me because they're pills that actually work (opiates for my chronic non treatable pain disorder that makes me suicidal but they tell me to do yoga)

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a SUPER lewd calvin and hobbes sunday strip i was commissioned to do! i wanted to do my best to imitate bill watterson's inking style.

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"Please don't curse in my office"
Ok well please lose some weight first.

A single fucking shamanic healer with real medicine would be able to do what the doctors refuse to in an instant, I just need to find one.

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Had a doctors appointment today and this system of tyrannical oppression must be dismantled and it's operators tried. Coatpigs. Labpigs.

@tarperfume It took years, I was exactly like you, mad that it didn't work, then one day it just started feeling really good

@tarperfume Ok so I used to not get off at all having my nips played with, but then something changed and now I never fap without doing it...

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Don't forget: You are doing your best and I appreciate it a lot!

I lust for filling ass up every day but I don't do casual sex and I don't have a bf so I'm just maddeningly horny

@mario @ink8@the9thcircle.club smh can't even ask people how big their hogs are without being accused of sexual harassment smh free speech is dead smh /half joking

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Scully seeks alien babies through prayer. Mulder empathizes with ghost demons.

@doorroo I would snuggle the thoughtform that is you and make happy appreciative sounds

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