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Ok guys I'm freaking out I just had a Mandela moment. Please tell me if I'm fucking insane. I remember, distinctly, a family guy joke in which we see into Stewies thoughts and he was imagining himself as an elderly southern man in a white suit going, "mmmm, that's good lemonade" while looking out at his field from his porch...yet I can't find and evidence of such a scene existing. Have I finally gone insane? Has it happened? Is this the moment in which I finally detach from reality completely?

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Bruh I swear to god I would never shame you for your bodily functions bro we're in a safe space here I love you bro we're good 100 forver (you were embarrassed about dropping a major duce but I reassured you rp)

My 3 year plan I just made up rn:
Grow garden real good (Year 1)
Get social again, with healthy boundaries (Year 2)
Learn the skills I need for the field of my choice via school (Year 3)

nom nom almonds and lemonade and homemade beef jerky (homemade teriyaki sauce marinade)

I need reassurance from my spouse that they will not leave me because I fart like any normal human being

@RehnSturm256 her balls itched right at that second, thus distracting her and making her flinch, lowering her accuracy to 65%, possibly?

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Group Stages Intervention To Help Their Type 1 Diabetes Suffering Friend Kick Insulin: "Now that he's calmed down, I think we just leave him to sleep off his cravings."

@prouddegenerate Batman has bluffed, and psyched out opponents, and Superman has done the same. Also both have stolen from Luthor, or another enemy. Also both I'm sure have cheated to save lives but I can't name a specific situation.

Batman, Superman, all of em, they don't play fair when they're up against an enemy. They lie, they cheat, they steal.

Xcom teaches you that in life it is unwise to fuck around because the consequences of finding out are dire. It's best to hedge your bets, always. Do not play fair games when losing is not an option.

Ugh hair is getting thin...I don't want to have to wear a wig if I want to look pretty one day :cry_konata:

@rats I didn't mean to sound rude, just that the only people I've seen get that bad were using not for physical pain but spiritual pain, which opiates will not help with.

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