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If you're antimap you're antihuman (all humans are maps (because I have raised the global age of consent to 122 years and 165 days (the world record for oldest human was 122 years and 164 days)))

@doorroo @rats "Virtually" is interchanged with "practically" often enough and "practically" impies that it "might as well be" so yea

Fiction/Fantasy 

Doujin titled: I Can't Believe My Admin is In Love With Me

Anon is in his room, on his pc: Woah, I have a message? It says it's from the admin??? I hope I'm not in trouble...

Admin: Anonkun, I have to talk with you, it's of the utmost importance

Anon: Gulp...this looks serious...wait what's this? Another message?

Admin: Actually, I know where you live so just meet me at the coffee shop down the street

Anon: WHAT?!?

Later that day...

Admin: *sips coffee* and so you see, that's why I had to meet you

Anon: So let me get this straight, you've been stalking me and you're in love with me?

Admin: Yup

Anon: This is too much...but maybe...

And they lived happily ever after!

@opal I just think it would be a sweet story if a user and admin fell in love

Brb writing an erotic fanfic about admin x user

I wish I had a sister who wasn't such a piece of shit so we could have been friends (who fuck)

Jesus christ is this the November 11th that never ends?

I prefer the white meat, the YTE MEAT (unless it's the booty meat then I got no preference)

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Scully ignores increasingly obvious limb regrowth. Mulder accuses a Navajo code-talker of being an alien.

@kallisti @bitterblossom @tarperfume You know that episode of adventure time where finn is convinced that Riccardio the heart guy is a villain, for no reason at all and then is right (only by luck)? That's what I'm going through, this anger of mine is irrational but it's there, because I think I'm being lied to, not just about this, I'm generally paranoid.

@kallisti @bitterblossom @tarperfume I don't believe in DID either really, but I do think it's possible. I...just don't understand how a person can be like that, I have many voices in my head, and from moment to moment I feel like a completely different person but they are all me, I can see that clearly, there was a time I didn't. Maybe their existence scares me, because losing cohesion of self scares me.

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@tarperfume @bitterblossom I am skeptical, I can't lie, I just am. When someone tells me they have multiple people in their head I feel like they're fucking with me and would be made a fool if I believed them. But I know it's possible, anything is possible.

@tarperfume @bitterblossom But what I am confused about is this, do they think other people believe that each identity is like...real, like with a mind of its own, or do they think people believe they're like... explaining different parts of their personality or exploring different parts using these characters?

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